=
the Best of 1585
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The Dorks Awaken, Hopefully
added 1/2/16
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Men without Parties
added 7/28/15
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On White Males and Imaginary Arguments
added 7/12/15
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ASMR: Turn Up Blue Tomorrow
added 6/28/15
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Of Course I'm Afraid of You
added 5/21/15
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If You Can't Fake Anything Nice, Don't Fake Anything At All
added 4/13/15
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The Misadventure of the Crowded House
added 2/26/15
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The Last Thing I Will Ever Say about the Tired Subject of Feminists Vs. PUAs
added 3/31/13
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A Brief but Necessary Logical Point about Vaginas
added 3/10/13
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The Innocence of Facebook
added 9/20/12
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The Hidden Problem behind "Fat Acceptance"
added 6/14/12
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What We Talk About When We Talk About Bullying
added 5/11/12
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Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That, Who's Afraid of a Complete Dumbass?
added 12/17/11
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Why I Didn't Go to Occupy Wall Street
added 11/20/11
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"Confidence" Men: on Pickup and Unfalsifiability
added 8/11/11
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How Heaven LOST
added 6/18/11
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Lest You Drive an Angel From Your Door
added 3/20/11
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Hand In Hand Across The Bridge At Midnight
added 2/28/11
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For the Body, For the Hate
added 2/11/11
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I'm Nice Men
added 11/28/10
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The Collapsible Triangle
added 8/15/10
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Is It Me? It's Him, Right?
added 6/19/10
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I Don't Want You To Be No Slave
added 3/7/10
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If I Was Twice the Man I Could Be, I'd Still
Be Half of What You Need
added 2/16/10
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The Requisite Valentine's Day Essay
added 2/14/10
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I'm Sick of This "Bro" Shit
added 2/9/10
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Words for Women
added 1/9/10
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Worst. Decade. Ever.
added 12/31/09
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The Perfect Storm (of Stupid)
added 11/13/09
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The 1585 Learns the True Meaning of Hallowe'en
added 10/28/09
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Objectivist Overruled
added 9/30/09
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The Trouble with Moogwads
added 9/12/09
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Yes, In Fact, You Do Have to Live Like a Refugee
added 9/1/09
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Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion 2
added 8/4/09
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On Performative Masculinity
added 6/20/09
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The 1585 Sets Out to Make Fun of Dating Advice and Ends Up Uncovering a Massive
Christian Media Conspiracy
added 4/18/09
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Are You Not Entertained?
added 3/23/09
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One a Month
added 1/23/09
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You Know This, Man
added 1/16/09
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The End of the Other N-Word?
added 12/12/08
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Something Else But Mad
added 11/12/08
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10 Reasons Why Atheists Should Still Vote for Obama
added 9/27/08
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ARRRGH, FINE!! I'LL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT SARAH PALIN!!
added 9/18/08
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That's Not What "Smart" Means!
added 8/13/08
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Mere LULZ Is Loosed upon the World
added 7/25/08
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I Used to Be a Conservative
added 6/14/08
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Is the Readiness All?
added 4/23/08
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We've Got Magic to Do!
added 4/4/08
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The 1585 Learns the True Meaning of Christmas
added 12/8/07
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The Secret Sexism of Sensitivity
added 11/22/07
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Response to Dr. Roger Olson
added 11/9/07
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Return of Son of "Not a Free-Speech Issue" One More Time Again
added 10/25/07
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Pump up the Volume
: a 17th-Anniversary Retrospective
added 9/1/07
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Sexo Grammaticus chats with Sapient & Kelly of Rational Response Squad
(
podcast
) 8/07
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A Religious Conservative & a Relativist Liberal vs. Michael Jordan
added 7/23/07
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The Other N-Word
added 6/16/07
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A Treatise in Support of the Idea that Constant Uncompromising Correction...
added 6/3/07
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Cock Mobster: the
Girls Gone Wild
Essay
added 5/18/07
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The 10 Stupidest Religious Beliefs
added 5/4/07
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She Was a Girl from Birmingham
added 4/24/07
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Be Yourself? Screw Yourself!
added 4/10/07
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Why Byron?
added 3/29/07
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300
: Freedom Isn't Free-Association
added 3/13/07
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Mayhem of the Antihookupites
added 3/5/07
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On Patriotism
added 3/3/07
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Are All Creationists Racist?
added 2/19/07
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More and More Do I Realize: the Paris Hilton Essay
added 2/7/07
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Spank Me Harder, Jesus!
added 1/25/07
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P.C. or Not P.C.?
added 1/10/07
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Marriage and the Two Religions
added 12/19/06
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My Dinner with Sexo
added 12/9/06
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On the Calling-Stupid of People
November '06
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What are Liberals & Conservatives?
November '06
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"You Can't Talk about My Religion!"
November '06
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An Open Letter to Our Rousseauist Counterparts
November '06
The
15
85
...calling people stupid since 2006.